Could Obama pass an FBI background check?

And if not, why should he be overseeing this department?

It’s virtually impossible for McCain to defeat Obama

Polls don’t matter. What always matters is the electoral college. McCain could get more votes than Obama and still lose. This is why Hillary lost to Obama. This is why Al Gore lost to Bush. Even if Obama left the race or died of a heart attack, Joe Biden would still beat McCain. No terrorist [...]

Jerry Seinfeld Made Cookbook Author “Frightened And Vulnerable”

No matter who wrote either of these books, the whole concept is horrible. Kids should be eating tons of fresh fruits and vegetables. They shouldn’t be tricked into eating life-sustaining nutrition. Cooks and bakers steal from each other all the time. Martha Stewart stole from Julia child. If you change a recipe at all, it’s [...]

Presidential Depression: Dealing With Post-Election Blues

Let’s face it people. Either candidate is about 20 light years ahead of Bush. I’m not real crazy about Obama, and I’m equally not crazy about McCain. I’m just relieved SOMEONE new is taking over. http://mespace.wordpress.comMore on HappinessRead the Article at HuffingtonPost

It’s the final week and Obama is bringing Bill Clinton on board?

Bill Clinton isn’t stupid. He’s always very deliberate. He knows he can do two things right now by aggressively and visibly campaigning for Obama. 1. Remind voters how much they all came to hate him over the last year. 2. Attach himself to the Obama frenzy so he comes out looking good. This all helps [...]

I just want to type a random post with the words Michelle Obama and lobster and caviar

Because everytime I type these words, I get a thousand more hits. Btw, do you people really believe Michelle buys many of her clothes “online?” Online at the www.Prada.com? I joke.

Denise Richards’ “It’s Complicated” renewed for a second season

Wasn’t this canceled? There’s something fun about watching a woman being followed around by a camera crew, who “goes off” on a random paparazzi photographer taking photos. Then using this footage in her program to show everyone how terrible getting all that attention is. Another year of too many phrases with the word “ass” in [...]

A one-party rule of the US? Howard Dean seems to think it’s a good idea.

Of course, it’s always a good idea when you’re on the ruling side.
Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean said Monday that he’s looking forward to one party controlling all aspects of government, despite GOP charges that it would be a disastrous Nov. 4 outcome.
“Republicans had a chance to rule. They failed miserably. I think it’s [...]

Solid. Solid as Barack. That’s what this love is. One of the funniest SNL skits of the year

I can’t locate a good Youtube version. But it’s on Hulu.com. The Bill Clinton with Hooter’s girls. Michelle and Barack. The singing. Saturday Night Live at its best.

Barack Obama’s original birth certificate ordered sealed by Hawaii’s Gov. Linda Lingle – Only Obama or Michelle can access the original

So what’s the big deal. Show us the original and we’ll go on our merry way.
HONOLULU, Hawaii – Although the legitimacy of Sen. Barack Obama’s birth certificate has become a focus of intense speculation – and even several lawsuits – WND has learned that Hawaii’s Gov. Linda Lingle has placed the candidate’s birth certificate under [...]

Poll: I’m still “undecided” on who to vote for. Who do you think I should vote for?

Obama goes on and on about “redistribution of wealth” in old radio interview

They’re already measuring the drapes in the White House

Political opportunists are standing by ready to become the next Junior Senator from Illinois.
Illinois political insiders say Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., who defended Barack Obama after his father famously threatened to castrate him, is the favorite to replace the Democratic nominee in the Senate.
Jackson Jr. (D-Ill.) scolded his father, the Rev. Jesse Jackson, publicly [...]

Angelina Jolie Goes To Afghanistan

It’s always good to see ambassadors who have a past of making out with their brothers, cutting themselves after sex and wearing vials of human blood representing the US. http://mespace.wordpress.comMore on Angelina JolieRead the Article at HuffingtonPost

Madonna “Scheduled Sex” With Guy Around Gym, Claims Report

Explain to me why you married Madonna in the first place? Bad judgment on your part? Explain why you left the marriage with $30 million more than you came with. You can buy a lot of hookers with $30 million. That should placate you. Did you think she wouldn’t age when you married her? If [...]

Biden Slammed During Florida Interview, Same Anchor Gives McCain Softballs

Give me a break! If a reporter throws a hardball at Biden, it’s a “slam.” If Katie Couric throws a hardball at Palin to salvage her own sinking broadcasting career, it’s a good clever jab. And Palin is an airhead who doesn’t read. Biden, if you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen. [...]

UFOs spotted in Texas

Click here to watch the CNN video. They’re coming to get us.

TRAGEDY: Arkansas television anchorwoman dies

What can I say about this. But I’m in a state of disbelief.

An Arkansas television anchorwoman died Saturday, several days after she didn’t answer her wake-up call and was found beaten in her home, hospital officials said.
Anne Pressly, 26, died at St. Vincent Infirmary Medical Center, hospital spokeswoman Margaret Preston said.

If you live in Arizona, Vote NO on 102

Since when does the government tell us who we can marry? Half, or more, of all marriages end in divorce. If it’s “for the children” why are so many freaks allowed to have children, and why are half of children growing up in single parent households? Let people decide who they want to be involved [...]

Poll on Obama’s flipflops (SHOES, not his policies)

Photo by Alex Brandon / Associated Press

FINALLY I found that Bill Clinton quote about voting for Democrats so they have a filibuster-proof “majority”

I heard this on the tele a few days ago. Then looked everywhere for the quote. He’s repeating the same statement but rewording slightly. He’s talking about how the only thing you can pass with a Democratic majority is a budget. I love Bill Clinton speak. Everything he says is a backhanded statement. I love [...]

Democrats are winning because they are modeling Karl Rove’s tactics?

First copy. Then improve. Then perfection is achieved.
If Barack Obama wins the American presidential election in nine days’ time, it will be because he has beaten the Republicans at their own game, according to Karl Rove, the noted “architect” of President George W Bush’s two victories.
The Democrats have copied Rove’s formidable tactics and [...]

Creationism: The media is distorting what this really means

Well, most liberals don’t like the thought of Creationism being taught in school because the media has changed this to mean “God created the heavens and the Earth.” What Creationism really means is that life on earth was “engineered.” It means Darwin got it wrong. My theory is that we were engineered, but not by [...]

Obama is getting a free ride, no criticism from the media (except Fox News)

Don’t you love when the autosave doesn’t work? So my point is, the mainstream media isn’t saying ANYTHING negative about Obama because if they do, they’re branded as RACIST. Except Fox News. And from what I’ve seen, both sides are getting in their points. Not just McCain conservatives. I just don’t like Obama’s policies. I [...]

Question: Why is it ok for people to hate me – for hating Obama?

Can someone explain this? I’ve deleted some of the worst comments, for obvious reason. Would you rather we only ran pro-Obama stories on every media outlet? It’s almost like communist China. Say anything bad about the people in charge, and you go to jail. Whatever happened to good old-fashioned free speech? Most of the “haters” [...]

Palin on SNL: What Did You Expect?

The Obamabots didn’t want Palin on SNL because they knew it would neutralize much of the bad press, esp. from Tina Fey and her impersonation. (I love Tina Fey though.) They knew that when the “real person” showed up, and not that vicious biased image generated by the media, people might not hate her so [...]

Lindsay Lohan Cut From “Ugly Betty”: Reports Of Fights, Pranks And Attitude

So now the NY Post is the accurate source of all things true? After that false Michelle Obama story last week?? http://mespace.wordpress.com/More on Lindsay LohanRead the Article at HuffingtonPost

“Barack” Obama supporter robs and cuts a letter “B” into McCain volunteer’s FACE, UPDATE: Now claims she was sexually assaulted. STORY CONFIRMED FALSE

UPDATE: Ashley Todd’s story keeps changing. Usually when stories start to change a lot, it means they aren’t true. I’m moving this over to the “fake news” category for now.
UPDATE: (CNSNews.com) – The McCain campaign worker who told Pittsburgh, Pa., police she was mugged by an attacker who scrawled the letter “B” on her face [...]

IRAN supports a President Obama. Let’s add the endorsement to the list.

In other words, a rational president is less likely to launch a nuclear attack at your country. It’s easier to flip someone off when they can’t or won’t do anything about it.
A top Iranian official has said Barack Obama is the favoured candidate of Tehran, calling him more “rational” than John McCain in remarks that [...]

AP Poll: Obama 44, McCain 43 – Is the race headed for a dead heat?

I’m expecting a landslide victory for Obama. But I’m not sure what to make of this poll from AP. Dewey defeats Truman, anyone?
WASHINGTON (AP) – The presidential race tightened after the final debate, with John McCain gaining among whites and people earning less than $50,000, according to an Associated Press-GfK poll that shows McCain and [...]